Cowboy Joe

Cowboy Joe made a trip to the city
To see the sights from nitty to gritty.
He did it all, even went to church
And back at home, told his buddy, Murch:

"I parked my pickup in the corral..."
"You mean," said Murch, "The parking lot, Pal."
Joe allowed as how Murch might be right,
"Inside was a dude who told me where to light."

Murch said, "That would be the usher.
"He tells you where to sit and if you talk he'll shushyer."
Joe said, "Right again. He took me down the chute..."
"You mean the aisle," said Murch with style and called Joe a galoot.

"I'm sure you know," said Cowboy Joe, "He pointed out a trough
"And said sit there, and so I did." Murch stifled back a cough.
"That warn't no trough, you knucklehead. That's what they call a pew."
Said Cowboy Joe, "How did you know? My seatmate said that, too."