Wednesday, September 27, 2006

The Vegan

Please don't feed my soybeans
To a fat bovine
I think that eating meat is mean
But legumes I find divine

Please don't give my spinach away
To a bunch of rabbits
I need my greens every single day
It's becoming quite a habit

Please don't put that dairy cream
In my cup of java
I find the very idea obscene
I'd rather drink hot lava

Please don't cut my potatoes up
Don't put them in that oil
I adore the flavor of ketchup
But I prefer my French fries boiled

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